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All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Who's Bill This Time?

Canal-onoscopy, we don't deliver for you and the grape nuts of wrath.
Predictions

Our panelists predict which celebrities will get temporary tattoos.
Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about new trends in home design, only one of which is true.
Panel Questions

Social distance dance-off!
Who's Bill This Time?

Stimulating relief, love gov undone, and disappearing ink.
Not My Job: We Quiz NYT Cooking Expert Sam Sifton On Vending Machines

Sifton is the founding editor of New York Times Cooking, and author of the No-Recipe Recipescookbook. We've invited him to play a game called "I don't need a recipe, I've got $1.50 in change."
Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Making Chores Fun, Outrunning Germs, and Bemusement Parks.
Lightning Fill In The Blank

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: The World's Cheapest Waterbed, Baby's First Playlist and The Breakfast of Dominos.